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Toronto election 2026

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AnyoneButChow.ca is a blunt political-parody site backed by a source-linked record. Judge the decisions, the reversals, the service failures and the unanswered questions for yourself.

This site opposes Olivia Chow’s re-election. Images are satire. The factual sections identify context, inherited conditions, responses and corrections.

THE PUBLIC RECORD, WITHOUT THE SPIN

Ten files Toronto voters should examine.

Not every problem began with Olivia Chow, and no mayor controls every outcome. The purpose here is to show what happened, what City Hall controlled, what was inherited and what remains unresolved.

SATIRICAL ILLUSTRATION — SPEECH BUBBLES ARE NOT QUOTATIONSPolitical parody illustration for Toronto lost $10 million in federal housing funding
CASE 01
Policy shortfall

Toronto lost $10 million in federal housing funding

Ottawa reduced Toronto’s Housing Accelerator Fund allocation after council did not approve citywide sixplex permissions contemplated by the agreement.

Context that belongs in the recordZoning resistance predated Chow, council—not the mayor alone—made the decision, and other multiplex reforms continued.
City response and context ↗
SATIRICAL ILLUSTRATION — SPEECH BUBBLES ARE NOT QUOTATIONSPolitical parody illustration for A low 2026 tax increase relied on a large reserve draw
CASE 02
Controversial fiscal strategy

A low 2026 tax increase relied on a large reserve draw

The budget paired a 2.2% residential property-tax and City Building Fund increase with substantial reserve funding.

Context that belongs in the recordReserve use is not automatically improper. The accountability test is the effect on future budgets, reserve balances and service delivery.
City 2026 budget release ↗
SATIRICAL ILLUSTRATION — SPEECH BUBBLES ARE NOT QUOTATIONSPolitical parody illustration for Vacant Home Tax rollout forced refunds and a redesign
CASE 03
Verified administrative failure

Vacant Home Tax rollout forced refunds and a redesign

Incorrect bills, waived fees, refunds and a revised program followed the troubled 2024 administration.

Context that belongs in the recordThe tax predates Chow. The failed rollout occurred during her term, and she supported corrective action.
Toronto City Council record ↗
SATIRICAL ILLUSTRATION — SPEECH BUBBLES ARE NOT QUOTATIONSPolitical parody illustration for The City’s snow response failed residents
CASE 04
Verified operational failure

The City’s snow response failed residents

The formal review documented accessibility problems and complaints about uncleared sidewalks, roads and bicycle lanes.

Context that belongs in the recordChow called the response unacceptable and ordered a review. Some contracts and underlying problems were inherited.
City winter-maintenance review ↗
SATIRICAL ILLUSTRATION — SPEECH BUBBLES ARE NOT QUOTATIONSPolitical parody illustration for More scheduled TTC service has not always meant reliable service
CASE 05
Unresolved service outcome

More scheduled TTC service has not always meant reliable service

TTC reporting showed bus on-time performance below its target while riders continued to experience bunching and gaps.

Context that belongs in the recordCongestion, construction and operating conditions are real constraints. The question is whether funded service arrives dependably.
TTC operating statistics ↗
SATIRICAL ILLUSTRATION — SPEECH BUBBLES ARE NOT QUOTATIONSPolitical parody illustration for Chow reversed her police-budget position before the vote
CASE 06
Policy reversal

Chow reversed her police-budget position before the vote

She initially supported less than the full police request and later backed the complete request before council finalized the budget.

Context that belongs in the recordPolice funding increased under both positions. The criticism concerns mixed messaging and a late reversal—not “defunding.”
City 2024 budget record ↗
SATIRICAL ILLUSTRATION — SPEECH BUBBLES ARE NOT QUOTATIONSPolitical parody illustration for Tenants endured months without vital services
CASE 07
Verified administrative failure

Tenants endured months without vital services

Ombudsman Toronto found that City staff mishandled a rooming-house outage involving heat, water and power.

Context that belongs in the recordThe watchdog identified enforcement failures across City divisions. Chow publicly criticized the staff culture.
Ombudsman Toronto investigation ↗
SATIRICAL ILLUSTRATION — SPEECH BUBBLES ARE NOT QUOTATIONSPolitical parody illustration for Council replaced the Toronto Parking Authority board
CASE 08
Controversial governance decision

Council replaced the Toronto Parking Authority board

A mayoral motion rescinded the board’s membership and replaced it with City officials while a governance review proceeded.

Context that belongs in the recordThe measurable test is what changed afterward: revenue, Bike Share, EV charging and operational performance.
Council item MM34.17 ↗
SATIRICAL ILLUSTRATION — SPEECH BUBBLES ARE NOT QUOTATIONSPolitical parody illustration for Ottawa rejected Toronto’s drug-decriminalization request
CASE 09
Controversial proposal

Ottawa rejected Toronto’s drug-decriminalization request

The federal government rejected the request to exempt personal possession of small quantities of controlled drugs.

Context that belongs in the recordThe application began before Chow became mayor. The fair question is whether supporting it remained the right municipal priority—not whether it caused the overdose crisis.
Federal government statement ↗
SATIRICAL ILLUSTRATION — SPEECH BUBBLES ARE NOT QUOTATIONSPolitical parody illustration for Street homelessness and encampments remain highly visible
CASE 10
Unresolved outcome

Street homelessness and encampments remain highly visible

Toronto expanded shelter capacity while homelessness and pressure on public spaces continued.

Context that belongs in the recordThe crisis is inherited and shaped by housing, health, justice and intergovernmental policy. This site does not assign sole causation to the mayor.
City shelter-system information ↗

WHAT CHOW SAYS

The response belongs beside the criticism.

Inherited pressures

Toronto entered the term with post-pandemic service pressures, old contracts, housing shortages, refugee-shelter costs and a structural municipal funding problem.

Corrective actions

Chow criticized the Vacant Home Tax rollout and the snow response, backed corrective measures and supported the full police budget before the final vote.

Administration’s case

Her administration points to transit fare freezes, housing and shelter investments, expanded service, affordability measures and new provincial support. Those claims should be tested against measurable outcomes.

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